A day in the life

Today I went swimming.

It was 99 degrees here.

And I hosed down my rooster who I thought might be too hot.

I fed my child peas and pudding and popcorn.

I was apparently on a P kick.

I ate Coconut Cream Pie ice cream for breakfast.

I have a sore throat.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I homeschooled my 5 year old.

We read Fancy Nancy.

And picked some green beans.

I froze zucchini for the winter.

And got a coupon text for a $1.99 Banana Split.  Maybe my throat needs that too.

I shaved my legs with a dull razor because I didn’t want to get the floor wet.

And accidentally conditioned my hair twice.

I talked to my sister about her morning.

And rubbed my dog’s belly.

I vacuumed the carpet and swept the floor.

I didn’t make my bed.

I played bejeweled on facebook.

And tickled my daughter’s toes.

All part of a day in my life.